Thursday, February 14, 2013

1969 TOPPS SUPER DICK SELMA #62 PSA 8


 
You were a mistake, Dick Selma.

I was young and rash.

I took you at face value, and I fell for you, with your bright Florida sunshine and the sweet blue piping of your Mets jersey.

But then I got you home, and saw your other side. The side that showed you belonged to the San Diego Padres.

I'm shallow, I know, but this whole Padres thing cooled my ardor considerably.

Look, it's me, not you, OK?

And now this is how the affair ends-- no drama, no harsh recriminations. Just me willing to slip you into a bubble mailer at the first sign of an opening $29.99 ebay bid.

Please forgive my fickle heart, Dick Selma...

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